"I should like to save the Shire, if I could - though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too stupid and dull for words, and have felt that an earthquake or an invasion of dragons might be good for them. But I don't feel like that now. I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again."

carrying the world around his neck

"I see no hope of it now. But I've got to do the best I can."

ibukitten:

ninefingered:

gurl sit yo ass down i’m fifty years old i know my shit. these things are covered in ugly you feel me and then they just start riding their sick ass towards you screeching for miles and your ear-drums explode and then they start sucking out your soul with their stupid little kitchen knives and it hurts like hell and then they start calling for you to join them in their screech party but you’re like ‘hell naw fuq you’ and you pass out in the land of the hippies aka elves

do u rlly think u can top that

stinky hat im still better

in ur dreams