“But I haven’t eaten real food in months. Nothing but elvish waybread! You ask the impossible bringing such delicious mushrooms into our home!”
”If you want a meal I will make you a meal! But you can not just eat five bags of mushrooms in four days! Do you have worms? You gave some to Samwise, didn’t you?”

”Bilbo, all Sam has been eating lately is potato chips. I hardly think I have a need to share my mushrooms.“ He said a bit defensively.
Oh.
”…I should like a meal, too, if you please.“