"I should like to save the Shire, if I could - though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too stupid and dull for words, and have felt that an earthquake or an invasion of dragons might be good for them. But I don't feel like that now. I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again."

carrying the world around his neck

"I see no hope of it now. But I've got to do the best I can."

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts [Part II]

stuffofoddities:

• “You drive me crazy!”
• “I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
• “Are you even listening to me?”
• “Just leave me alone.”
• “I need a drink.”
• “What were you thinking?”
• “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
• “I’m going to be sick.”
• “For you, I would _____”
• “Just what did we do last night?”
• “Give it back.”
• “I have to go.”
• “Shut up and listen.”
• “Do you remember this?”
• “Want to hear a secret?”
• “Take responsibility.”
• “Don’t look at me like that.”
• “Give me another chance.”
• “Do you enjoy this?”
• “Are you insane?”
• “You want me, baby?”
• “Can I keep you?”
• “Let’s get out of here.” 
• “Don’t you love me?”
• “Do you hate me?”
• “We should have kids.”
• “Why don’t you go slip into something more comfortable?”
• “You know it, sugar.”
• “Yes, yes, yes! A thousand times yes!”
• “Come and get it.”
• “What’s the magic word?” 
• “Not in your wildest dreams!” 
• “You owe me big time.”